deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

brutalgeneration:

Autumn (by a galaxy far, far away…)

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

awkwardsituationist:

photos by klaus echle, a forest ranger in germany’s black forest who came to gain the trust of this young female red fox. but after six months, at the start of the mating season, she disappeared. “i still miss seeing her,” he said. 


"Are you scared of monsters?" 
"indeed there are a lot of monsters that scare me. But the ones I'm scared the most are living monsters.They eat even if they don't feel hunger, they study even though they have no interest in school, They seek friendship and love even if they have no understanding of the human heart.  If I were to encounter such a monster I'd probably be eaten by it.  Because in truth I am that monster. 
"Are you scared of monsters?" 
"indeed there are a lot of monsters that scare me. But the ones I'm scared the most are living monsters.They eat even if they don't feel hunger, they study even though they have no interest in school, They seek friendship and love even if they have no understanding of the human heart.  If I were to encounter such a monster I'd probably be eaten by it.  Because in truth I am that monster. 

hyung-like-a-horse:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbered groups? 

because they can’t even

fallingloki:

listen i don’t give a fuck if we’re friends, if we’re playing videogames i will show you no mercy. fuck you. be strong.